(Source: fuckyeahsongoku)
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me while driving: move or i will hit you
doing a research paper on HIV/AIDS for anatomy while my mom sits next to me watching me
(Source: bewareofmpreg)
(Source: iraffiruse)
Instruction
1. Go to Google Translate
2. Copy this text:
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3. Pick German as the ‘from’ language4. Press the ‘Listen’-button
WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE SOMEONE IS BEATBOXING IN TRANSLATION?
BECAUSE OF REASONS
My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.
you guys
are my heroes
this is going to be sowah and i when we tumblr
This is good.
Never in this life will this happen to me. LOL! Sorry bubba xD
wow…….
I had an orgasm while watching this
(Source: kerstinmadeinchinaa)





